Despite what that cover tells you, John Woodhouse
is actually a chap called Johnny Holshuysen. He's not Viennese either, he's
Dutch. I know this because the write up on the back cover tells me so; "John
Woodhouse, a Dutch accordionist by the name of Johnny Holshuysen, took his first
accordion lessons when he was five years old but, after only ten years, he
became world champion and since 1948 his work in broadcasting has been
particularly successful".
Hideously stilted prose aside, why anyone would go to the bother of taking a 'stage name' and then give away your real one anyway is beyond me - Elton John albums don't say 'Elton John, a Pinner pianist by the name of Reg Dwight...' because that would be a bit silly wouldn't it? And pointless. How you get to be world champion on an accordion and by what criteria is something of a mystery to me too, but there we are.
That same text gives us a bit of useful background about this album too - "Recently John Woodhouse, a great admirer of Viennese music, paid a long visit to the Austrian capital in order to pick up inspiration for this record". How true that is I don't know (and I suspect not very), but what certainly is true is that the songs on this album all have, to a greater or lesser extent, the unifying thread of Vienna. 'Vienna Blood', 'Tales From The Vienna Woods', 'My Mother Was A Viennese', 'Life In The Vienna Prater', 'Vienna, City Of My Dreams' - you can't argue it's not true to its title. No doubt had it been recorded in time then Woodhouse/Holshuysen would have had a bash at the Ultravox tune too. Not many of these titles are familiar to me, but some of the actual tunes are and all are delivered with machine gun precision of a fairground calliope and the jaunty oompah sound of the magic accordion.
Ah yes - that 'magic accordion'. After the 'world champion' accolade, the titular instrument would seem to be one of Woodhouse/Holshuysen's main calling cards, and it's a big selling point of this album. It's described on the back as "an electronic accordion with a host of different instrumental sounds which seems truly "magical" under the fingers of the master himself, John Woodhouse". With that build up then you'd not unreasonably be expecting something of David Blaine proportions, but I think your attitude to what you do get is going to be dependant on where you set the bar on you own definition of 'magical'. If it's along the lines of an accordion treated to sound alternately like a Hammond organ, a Stylophone and an angry cat trapped in a drawer then pull up a chair. Because that's exactly what you get. 'Different' maybe, but 'magical'? Not so much.
Maybe this had more of a novelty value back in 1969 and the sound of Woodhouse/Holshuysen sawing away was a novelty and a wonder on a par with the Lumière brothers film "L'Arrivée d'un Train en Gare de La Ciotat" ("Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat Station") that had audience members fleeing their seats in terror lest the train leave the screen and run them down. But I doubt it; there was plenty enough going on in contemporary popular music in the late sixties to make have made this sound staid and old fashioned in comparison and the further passage of time has done it no favours at all. On two of the tracks he accompanied by a whistler known only as 'Gerry'. 'Gerry' does not improve things. In truth, I can't imagine a single context that would be improved by putting this on, but I can picture plenty that would by not playing it in the first place. Like a very bad sitcom, 'Woodhouse In Vienna' tries to be light and entertaining but ends up being a genuine chore to sit through.
Hideously stilted prose aside, why anyone would go to the bother of taking a 'stage name' and then give away your real one anyway is beyond me - Elton John albums don't say 'Elton John, a Pinner pianist by the name of Reg Dwight...' because that would be a bit silly wouldn't it? And pointless. How you get to be world champion on an accordion and by what criteria is something of a mystery to me too, but there we are.
That same text gives us a bit of useful background about this album too - "Recently John Woodhouse, a great admirer of Viennese music, paid a long visit to the Austrian capital in order to pick up inspiration for this record". How true that is I don't know (and I suspect not very), but what certainly is true is that the songs on this album all have, to a greater or lesser extent, the unifying thread of Vienna. 'Vienna Blood', 'Tales From The Vienna Woods', 'My Mother Was A Viennese', 'Life In The Vienna Prater', 'Vienna, City Of My Dreams' - you can't argue it's not true to its title. No doubt had it been recorded in time then Woodhouse/Holshuysen would have had a bash at the Ultravox tune too. Not many of these titles are familiar to me, but some of the actual tunes are and all are delivered with machine gun precision of a fairground calliope and the jaunty oompah sound of the magic accordion.
Ah yes - that 'magic accordion'. After the 'world champion' accolade, the titular instrument would seem to be one of Woodhouse/Holshuysen's main calling cards, and it's a big selling point of this album. It's described on the back as "an electronic accordion with a host of different instrumental sounds which seems truly "magical" under the fingers of the master himself, John Woodhouse". With that build up then you'd not unreasonably be expecting something of David Blaine proportions, but I think your attitude to what you do get is going to be dependant on where you set the bar on you own definition of 'magical'. If it's along the lines of an accordion treated to sound alternately like a Hammond organ, a Stylophone and an angry cat trapped in a drawer then pull up a chair. Because that's exactly what you get. 'Different' maybe, but 'magical'? Not so much.
Maybe this had more of a novelty value back in 1969 and the sound of Woodhouse/Holshuysen sawing away was a novelty and a wonder on a par with the Lumière brothers film "L'Arrivée d'un Train en Gare de La Ciotat" ("Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat Station") that had audience members fleeing their seats in terror lest the train leave the screen and run them down. But I doubt it; there was plenty enough going on in contemporary popular music in the late sixties to make have made this sound staid and old fashioned in comparison and the further passage of time has done it no favours at all. On two of the tracks he accompanied by a whistler known only as 'Gerry'. 'Gerry' does not improve things. In truth, I can't imagine a single context that would be improved by putting this on, but I can picture plenty that would by not playing it in the first place. Like a very bad sitcom, 'Woodhouse In Vienna' tries to be light and entertaining but ends up being a genuine chore to sit through.